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'Merica

Republicans:
Let's pass a constitutional amendment to keep gays from marrying the people they love
Republicans:
And let's make it as hard as possible for women (and other people who can get pregnant) to get abortions
Republicans:
And let's make it harder for the poor, the elderly and minorities to vote
Republicans:
And let's make it so that the police can stop brown people randomly to ask for their papers
Republicans:
Because we believe in freedom

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Seeing as people believe that their benevolent (lol), omnipotent god will solve all their problems, I understand their reasoning behind going to their Facebook friends for prayer requests. But what is up with “send good thoughts” or “keep so and so in your thoughts today”? I mean, what the fuck is keeping someone in your thoughts going to solve?

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I do this real moron thing, it’s called thinking, and I’m not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opinions.
George Carlin  (via lmaoatheist)

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divineirony:

religiousragings:

Logical argument is logical.

Christian response: “Of course Jesus died for the sin of homosexuality but you must repent to be saved by his sacrifice.” You must deny yourself, buy a sweater vest and accept Jesus Christ.

Lol, he’s got a point.

divineirony:

religiousragings:

Logical argument is logical.

Christian response: “Of course Jesus died for the sin of homosexuality but you must repent to be saved by his sacrifice.” You must deny yourself, buy a sweater vest and accept Jesus Christ.

Lol, he’s got a point.

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